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| God Doesn't Exist | |
| A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."" Why do you say that?"asked the customer."Well, you...
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| 12:09 | 8/Jan/2008 |
| Love,Lust & Marriage | |
| LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one. LOVE - When yo...
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| 11:58 | 8/Jan/2008 |
| baby's first doctor visit | |
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| A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed,"she replied."Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.He pi...
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| 10:59 | 8/Jan/2008 |
| be careful what you ask | |
| Be Careful What You Ask For One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared."I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try.""Poof!" said the genie."You...
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| 13:03 | 3/Jan/2008 |
| Types of GIRL | |
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| Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. *********** EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . *********** HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER *********** INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access *********** MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful *******...
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| 11:10 | 25/Dec/2007 |
| difference between men & women | |
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| Men vs. Women Click here to joint the group What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.*******2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. *******3. A man will pay $2...
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| 11:11 | 24/Dec/2007 |
| The Guys Rule | |
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| The Guys' RulesClick here to joint the group Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ********** 1. Men are NOT mind readers.************ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we ar...
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| 15:57 | 21/Dec/2007 |
| 2 all of you know | |
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| Dear All, There is a site: www.friends2support.org where u can search for a particular blood group, u'll get thousands of donor addresses. Pass this msg 2 all u know. It will help many. So please don't delete it without forwarding to any one. U will really help some 1 without u r knowledge.
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| 10:40 | 21/Dec/2007 |
| todays hat style | |
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| New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations *Dress Code*It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may b...
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| praveen sharma | 12:43 | 29/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (805)
| City: Delhi
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| Kuchh kaho na ! Sau janam ka saath apna, Sans ka dhadkan se jaise, Aas ka jeevan se jaise, Kaise kate saal solah, Shyam ki jogan ke jaise. Jhoot ke parde na dhoondo, Sach kaho na . Kuchh kaho na .. Ek dooje ke liye ham, Haath main kangan ke jaise, ...
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| saurabh rohilla | 14:24 | 24/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (33)
| City: Delhi
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| My best friend |
| Hard as stone with hidden fears she love in silence no one hears Eyes of ice never to melt locked feelings never felt Spirit of steel never broken frozen emotions left unspoken Heart of gold sweet as can be beautiful soul she means so much to me.
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| Vikas Kathunia | 12:02 | 10/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (95)
| City: Delhi
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| Funny--Shayari |
| =================================================So friends ready for a new fun again????? Here is something for you.================================================= E K sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE ...
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| diwakar sharma | 10:19 | 13/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (68)
| City: Hyderabad
| Interests: Literature,music
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| The Seed --- Don't Miss |
| THE SEED--DONT MISS A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different.He called all the young executives in his company together. 'It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he s...
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| sandeep koul | 10:19 | 24/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (303)
| City: Delhi
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| JAMMU, July 23: A youth taking part in the chain hunger strike against cancellation of forest land to Shri Amarnath Shrine Board (SASB) today sacrificed his life after consuming poison in protest against the remarks of National Conference chief, Omar Abdullah in Parliament yesterday that the land to Amarnath shrine Board will be returned only over ...
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| Navita | 11:55 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (320)
| City: Delhi
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| Gambling in Macau,Hong Kong Part IV |
| One can get a serviceable manicure, pedicure and massage in any town. For true Hong Kong style pampering and pummeling reflexology is the word. Reflexogy booths abound but the best and largest outfits are Happy Foot, just by the Mid Levels Escalator that carries intense – faced locals up and down the vertiginous streets. When I entered I thought it...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:10 | 16/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (687)
| City: Patna
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| Pain of a Married Man ...!! |
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| A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.'What's the matter, dear...
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| Noanee Kapadia | 14:04 | 17/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (515)
| City: Mumbai
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| My country can be better place. |
| "My country can be better place , clean ,green and beautiful" read Kiran Naiks blog .As he says I too do not litter on streets be it somthing small like bus or a cinema ticket , it goes in my pocket back home in garbage I am sure all cld do this .Also wherever I can on the treks ,I pick up the garbage left behind by others and clean up the ground ...
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| shashi tahil... | 14:48 | 14/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (487)
| City: Jaipur
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| KUCHH MAT KAHO!!! |
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| KUCHH MAT KAHO!!!Kuchh mat kaho pyaar mein chup raho…Tumhari palak jhukte hi hawa jaan jayegi Dil ka haal aur Uthte hi nigaah duniya saari thehar jayegiKuchh mat kaho pyaar mein chup raho….Jaise hi kaapenge honth tufaan aa jaayegaSaagar bhar lega baahon mein bichhi hue ret keChumenge hazaar hazaar khitiz,Laheron ki bahon ke kasaav kabhi dheele na...
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| ajay rana | 21:37 | 29/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (238)
| City: Lucknow
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| Consciousness in the Single Neuron |
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| Are the contents ofconscious perception tied to individual brain cells? Can we use singleneurons to determine someone’s subjective experience? A recent studiespublished in PNASsuggests otherwise: there are no specialized neuronsthat carry information about what enters awareness and what not. If oneholds the picture of a butterfly in front of one ey...
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| shefa | 19:14 | 18/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (361)
| City: Holly feet of sai
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| Aum Sai Ram.Happy Guru Purnima.May Sai Bless All Of Us.
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| Star Trekker | 15:55 | 24/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (366)
| City: space..the final frontier
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| Beware PYT''s ahead.. |
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| Today’s Newspaper (Deccan Chronicle) article reads ‘PYT’S Ahead Drive carefully’Who are these PYT’S you may ask....’pretty young things’ dear friends. These femme fatales are causing fatal accidents on the roads to all those ‘young at heart’ male drivers by distracting their driving....actually senses..heheThen the article talks about a survey cond...
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| vira | 08:42 | 25/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (1649)
| City: Nagpur
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| SPECIAL DAY
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| Saakshee I | 08:34 | 31/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (953)
| City: Close to u!
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| A brief time as a Coquette |
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| Nothing new to pen so dredging up an old one for ya’ll from my teendom. How I almost became a coquette and got sucked into the lives of BB and her hubby.. My mom’s pal BB (BIG take your pick for the second B) had a problem she has a hubby who loves her deeply. But BB just tolerated him. His show of love irritated her no end- but luckily for her he ...
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| greengrass | 01:27 | 28/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (546)
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| No to Ramadas, YES to Reliance… |
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| From www.manakkudiyan.com : I was surprised to see Elamaran in that news mart where I usually pickup magazine for my kids. The way he ran towards me, his high decibel scream ‘ Saaaaarrrr!’ and the way he held my hands so tightly I could understand he too was very happy about this meet. To understand what we both were going through in that corri...
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| nanditha menon | 22:00 | 23/Dec/2007 |
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| To my friends... |
| Dashing through the snowOn a one-horse open sleigh,Over the fields we go,Laughing all the way;Bells on bob-tail ring,making spirits bright,What fun it is to ride and singA sleighing song tonightJingle bells, jingle bells,jingle all the way!O what fun it is to rideIn a one-horse open sleighA day or two ago,I thought I'd take a ride,And...
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| Tammanna | 15:23 | 28/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (505)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Music and reading
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| Come undone! |
| Come nearer!Blindfold my desiresTake me to a cornerUndo my defensesKiss my morbid thoughtsStrip me naked to the soulWith a blade of reasonCut my veinsAnd drain out my loveLeaving nothing between usBut imagination! Imagine a star-lit skyAnd the vast open meadowsUnder the celestial canopyImagine sparks that flyWith mating of mindsThe venue may chang...
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| ROSY LIPS | 00:19 | 15/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (491)
| City: United Kingdom
| Interests: only gold(sona)
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| for mah best friend soloman williams |
| click here for mah best friend's romantic ilandA dozen roses I give to you my friendA gift that seems so smallBut they represent so muchOur friendship most of allA rose for the friendshipA rose for the touchA rose for the trust we shareOur sharing means so muchA rose for the kindnessAnd the deep caring you showA rose for the comfort givenWhen I'v...
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| Shweta | 09:57 | 11/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (52)
| City: Pune
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| Insane Suicide |
| I am unable to accept the fact "Death" as and when I hear that someone has died i keep on thinking on the same fact for days together . I know that where there is Life there is Death, still I am unable to accept.Yesterday I heard the death of 8year old girl who committed suicide yes suicide . Isnt it Hurting. In our parental Village their was a lad...
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| tanu cute | 19:16 | 6/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (149)
| City: Lucknow
| Interests: music,studies,ple...
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| success |
| May the road rise up to meet you; May the wind always be at your back; May the sun shine warm upon your face; May the rain fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand. You’ve failed many times. Although you may not remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almo...
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